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Wednesday, February 22, 2006

The Zero Finger

You know how we are all supposedly decendent from Adam and Eve, so we should be all incestuous?

I've always wondered why humans have pinky fingers. It serves no purpose.

So here it is: God didn't give us pinky fingers. They exist because of incest.

If our fingers were supposed to be intended for counting, we'd have a zero finger.

2 comments:

sheila said...

I want the logic of 'pinkies are not of god and therefore of incest' explained to me. But I am afraid of the headache that would result.

sheila said...

Pinkies are also good when it comes to typing. But we all know typing is not of god so this disproves nothing.