I keep seeing the billboards for the "new" Lady And The Tramp. What kind of person is like "I already own the other three editions, but this one has the special director's blooper reel!"?

RE: Neopets

Does the pet ever freak out? "I'm in the Matrix! Get me out!" It would be depressing to find out they weren't real, like Gepetto "I just want to be a real boy!" "Too bad fucker! You're a pet!"

You know how Mexican vatos always wear shorts just below the knee, and white socks pulled up just above? They should make one pieces, the shorts with the socks built in.

Speed doesn't taste too fantastic either, but it does wonders for your body.

Thoughts

If anybody else thought of all the things I think of, by default, they would be me.

The only thing that pops into my mind when I'm picking my nose is my finger.

The Zero Finger

You know how we are all supposedly decendent from Adam and Eve, so we should be all incestuous?

I've always wondered why humans have pinky fingers. It serves no purpose.

So here it is: God didn't give us pinky fingers. They exist because of incest.

If our fingers were supposed to be intended for counting, we'd have a zero finger.